Erwhaaaaaaaaaaa?

So it's like this.

I was on my way to college one day when a goose flew in from the east and crashed into the bus. It was going at such momentum that it managed to break the glass of said bus and landed beside me, with feathers blowing around from all directions.

"SHIT!" I exclaimed, "A GOOSE!"
To which it promptly shouted "WHERE?!"
After the initial shock of a goose flying into the bus and landing on the seat beside me, and it finding out it was a goose, we got on quite well, telling stories of better times where we had dairy drinking contests.
"So," the goose said "what's your name sonny?"
"Angus" I replied.
"Angoose?"
"No, Angus."
"Ang-ooose?"
"AN-GUS. There's no oooose in it."

So that conversation went on quite a while until the goose finally conceded that my name had nothing to do with the species of bird that he was. I got off the bus before him, having to get to college, and this is where I met an Elk.

This Elk had amazing football abilities, but was relatively bad at being loyal to one club, which is for another time.

In other news, have I ever told you I was once Earl Angus Parks? No? Well it went something like this...

Imagine the world like a giant clam, and in the centre of that clam, is a pearl. A big, nay, ENORMOUS pearl. Bigger then a really big truck. Maybe even bigger than something that is really big, bigger than a really big truck. Anyway, circling that pearl are two snakes, of same length, mass, same everything really. They're orbiting that pearl, trying to eat one another; starting from the tail and as they are both moving at the same speed and consuming the other snake at the same rate, they are creating a space-time continuum which produces a black hole. This black hole was the source of my Earldom, but this one guy, who I think wrote the script to Jurassic Park, didn't believe my title was true. So I bet it. In a jousting match. I was sure Arsenal, who had had a spectacular season so far, would win. But Newcastle clinched it in sudden death.

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foreverthemisanthropist:

wrongin-the-head:

I feel so fucking bad. D: I’ve done this at least 2 times :’(

It’s worse in the next generation of games when the character Red becomes the badguy, after you played as him. So very soul crushing.

OOoooor, he realised that raticate is a shit pokemon you can get early on in the game and he put it in his PC. There are no ‘bad guys’ in Pokemon except for each region’s team eg. Rocket and Galactic.
Don’t dig so deep in bullshit about an epic 8-bit game.

foreverthemisanthropist:

wrongin-the-head:

I feel so fucking bad. D: I’ve done this at least 2 times :’(

It’s worse in the next generation of games when the character Red becomes the badguy, after you played as him. So very soul crushing.

OOoooor, he realised that raticate is a shit pokemon you can get early on in the game and he put it in his PC. There are no ‘bad guys’ in Pokemon except for each region’s team eg. Rocket and Galactic.

Don’t dig so deep in bullshit about an epic 8-bit game.

(Source: jaerrod)

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